So In every neighborhood throughout the US, and I assume most of Canada and a good portion of Mexico, since really, that's where all panel vans are converted in to creepy sinister Ice Cream Trucks selling LSD laced candy to unsuspecting minors with 8 quarters and 13 pennies. Shouldn't we be forwarned about the sexual predatory nature of cars that have no windows over a large passenger/storage area?
Hearses hide the truth of death from us (and a subfamily of the stalker van, the Coroner Van). So what seedy truths do 25-40 year old Vans with no windows, or god forbid, curtains under the windows have to hide?
Do we really want to know?
Hell NO...
So if your motor vehicle choices have been limited to a Panel Van, you seriously might wanna consider selling it for scrap metal and getting a local bus pass. Chances are some worry wart mother whoms home you park out in front of will be calling the police on you for just being a creep. The Bus Pass is so much cheaper than being hauled off to jail....
save up and get a VW Bus or a used 1984 Caravan......be a hippie or a modern carpenter...it's a little less creepy....
nice photo of the van!
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