So I know young homosexuals can be a rather uppity, siddity population, and when their parents try to hand them the family Ford Explorer or Toyota Camry XLE to go off to University of Illinois or UC Berkeley, they take the keys, and in between cruising Craigslist M4M because they can't afford manhunt or gaydar yet, they keep their eyes out on the one used car of Gay Ghetto respectibility out there, The BMW 3 Series....Long a yuppie classic (ever since I've been alive), there is a certain appeal of DINK I'm better than you, and eventually I'll be able to afford a new one of these someday aura that escapes comparable European cars from the late 80s (notably the Mercedes Benz 190 and Audi 100 to think of two often on Craigslist, with the same issues of high maintainance costs for a 20 year old car).
So my rational would be, if you're food budget only allows you ramen and cans of tuna, and every two weeks maybe a hostess pie, why would you dump a perfectly cheap to fix 1992 Camry for a car that'll average you all of your textbook money to get the clutch replaced?
Think about it......the DILF you meet 3 weeks after you get on campus isn't gonna loan you money to get you transportation to his place, he'll probably just end up picking you up...
and eventually you'll be a houseboy, pledging antique furniture in the nude, wondering whatever happened to your independence......
Trust me....keep the Camry....
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