So Theoretically if the Bailout passes the House and The Senate General Motors will have enough of our tax dollars to flush down the toilet on a new, $40K Chevrolet that looks like a deformed child of a Prius and a 1989 Buick Skylark.
At least Tax Credits will knock around $7-10K off the sticker price (and then on top of everything there's always a "redtag" incentive on GM cars) and you can get this thing that's uglier than anything you've shitted out your ass for probably $25 in about 3 years, that's if it doesn't stall, burn, flip over or any of the other host of sins that revoluntionary Chevrolets have been accused (Corvair) and sued (Citation) about.
How about working on the current Malibu Hybrid so it doesn't seem like such a total loser prospect compared to a Camry Hybrid (34mpg Combined Cycle) or hell, the new low sulphur Jetta Diesel (33 Combined Cycle, no batteries to worry about in 7-10 years!).
At least The Malibu isn't something I'd be embarrased to park in my driveway, it looks like a normal, decent, non offensive, pleasant to the eye American Sedan...
This shit for bricks thing makes the Prius look as hot as Anderson Cooper....
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